Gifts for men that don't reek of toxic masculinity

“Man Lotion...Dude Wipes”
​Who really needs a whiskey glass with a bullet in it?? Are you f*cking kidding me? Jesus Christ.

Here are some gift ideas that don’t make me want to slam my head into a wall.
(Truthfully these can be for any gender & that’s what makes them stomach-able.)

1. Taco Socks - every taco lover needs a pair 
2. Actually Pretty Cool Bottle Opener - cause it’s not lumpy. Slides right into your wallet 
3. Pizza Mousepad 
4. Mini Tube Guy 
5. Everyone needs Cornhole 
6. Ticket To Ride - best board game ever 
7. Make Your Own Hot Sauce 
8. Everyone needs a Record Player 
9. Cow Yoga Calendar 

I hope these help you give awesome gifts to the men in your life! If you're looking for my general gift guide, check out - Gifts That Don't Completely Suck.